Early NFL playoff picks from rebounding but disturbed RB

B.H..I.S. (RubbingBald Head in Shame) Headley has slowly recovered from that horrific Minnesota YIKE!-ings at Detroit in what was certainly no game of the year Sunday evening.

“That’s what you get for lifting quarterback Sam Darnold on the team’s shoulders like a win over the Packers (week earlier) was the Super Bowl,” Ramblin’ Blabberhead said. “He played like he was drunk from champagne all night at Detroit. Get it together, we need three wins to try and avoid 0-5 all-time in Super Bowls.”

Most think those Lions are bound for their first Super Bowl...but R.B. says not so fast, my enemies. He forecasts an upset or two during this opening NFL playoff weekend.

Saturday

L.A. CHARGERS win at Houston; BALTIMORE over Pittsburgh.

Sunday

BUFFALO over Denver (sorry Broncos), PHILADELPHIA over Green Bay (sorry, Pack, Hurts is back) and WASHINGTON knocks off Tampa Bay.

Monday

This is no upset: the VIKINGS are back to beat Rams and continue inevitable R.B. misery.