The eclipse is over

Dear Editor,

The eclipse (or is it ‘eek-slipse’?) is over.

Did it solve anything?

What did it prove?

Nothing.

An eclipse is a natural phenomenon caused by nature. or God, if you read the Bible.

(I don’t read anything other than the National Enquirer.)

Keep piles of Bibles and bundles of Enquirers.

My main point is this:

An eclipse is an act of God, similar to Adolph Hitler or Donald Trump.

Stephen Stramel,

McCook, Neb.