Dogma and the dogs

Dear Editor,

The considerable budgetary problems in state government have expanded significantly. A $616 million deficit is forecast. Is there a solution other than war?

As a taxpayer, I am entitled to speak with authority. Certain clear thinkers have suggested raising more dogs for food to be exported to foreign countries.

The more dogs we can export will increase taxes without decreasing land value, and promote economic growth.

Remember this: Dogs for Dogma.

Repeat: Dogma for Dogs.

The world is coming to an end!

Invest wisely in life insurance.

Your Friend,

Steve Stramel

McCook