Gotta Potty

Gender Neutral Potties,,, Standing in an open row,,, Aren't designed for Parties,,, But more for People, on the GO.

Gotta Potty
By Arley Steinhour 042115
An article about 'Gender neutral' Rest-rooms,
on College compasses, prompted this comment:

The door was no longer upon the wall,
It had been ripped, from the metal stall,
I really needed to poop, Nature call,
But the stools were covered, wall to wall

Seated quite firmly, in that public place,
Were the female sex, of human race,
With a wad of paper, giving chase,
To every drip, as Red filled my face.

They didn't care, I might raise a stink,
They flicked the head, off toward the sink,
I looked at them, and gave them a wink,
To do what I needed, would land me in clink.

At last, one rose, from the seated position,
I got there as fast as I could, in this condition,
The smell that arose, quickly created attrition,
I came back to normal, completing my mission.

My story is over, my tail is complete,
I feel so much better, down to my feet,
The sign on the door, is down to defeat,
With a whiff of something, 'worse than feet.'

AMEN